Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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acting cool but checking out the booty like


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An elegant meal for one, tonight.

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if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

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Urgent security update


Bad news: A major vulnerability has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr. Our team took immediate action to fix the issue, but you should still take some time to change your password, not only here but on any other sites you visit. 

You should also strongly consider enabling two-factor authentication. It’ll go a long way to ensure that no one besides you can access your account. Thanks, and take care.

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Kotama Bouabane. Melting Words, 2007. autremondeimagination:

Kotama Bouabane. Melting Words, 2007.


Drunk Russian fails at climbing off bunk bed. [vid]